Here you'll find real "content" coming out of YourAss. There are excerpts from the guest book, user's writings, comments, complaints, compliments and poetry fresh from YourAss. If you have anything you want posted here, email the webmaster , or post your notes in the community pages or the guest book.
Some were rounds and some were flats
trapped in short summer pants
while others were ellipsoids
toddling along side the roads
and I watched them all go by
ignoring the work, in the firey sky
All day meetings in Detroit
with automotive balding suits
who exchange glances and smiles
as they stare at the secretary's ass
when she refills the coffee pot
Meals eaten hurriedly behind the wheel
fighting traffic in the construction zones
anxiously looking for the off-ramp
Signal amplitudes and dash warning lamps
rising volumes of production lines
grown up talks and grown up deals
more of the highways and meals behind wheels
Poems by the webmaster, copyright (c) 2000 AFM
She may look cute
If you put her
Directly in sunlight
She may melt your eyes.
Not a trickle,
But more of a big puff,
A puff of cotton candy
In the hideous color of red
But not just any red
A bright Bozo clown red.
Attracting people,
Guys in general,
Is a problem for her.
On first sight,
She frightens them
And makes them rethink
Their holy, sexual place.
If this does not frighten you,
Meet her in person--
Five o' clock under the old clock tower.
By Kate Masserant - 09/21/00
Dear_Kate@yourass.com
JW - 07/22/00 15:50:48
Email: rightari@yahoo.com
Comments:
I'd like to say that I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time. I feel I
must contribute to Your Ass by suggesting a new page link. Why don't you create
a "Business Opportunities" page. In the description on the main page,
you can put: Make money with Your Ass! Don't miss a great opportunity to use
Your Ass to make the fortune you've always dreamed of! Your Ass is in great
demand. Thousands of potential customers are lined up right now ready to pay
good money to use Your Ass for their needs. Your Ass can be used for a number of
personal, as well as industrial purposes. Your Ass comes fully prepared to
handle just about any load your customers may need to put on it. Your Ass can
service multiple customers in a very short period of time. In fact, most people
who use Your Ass will be in and out in no time! The simple fact is people want
Your Ass. If Your Ass doesn't meet the demand, someone else's will. So don't be
a bum! Sell Your Ass today!
Webmaster's Reply:
JW,
Thanks for the tips on how to put YourAss to good use. I realize YourAss is chock full of potential, and to that end, I could really use your help as well as everyone else's here to make it grow. I am open to suggestions and would be glad to post good humorous writing, pictures, comics, etc. here. I would like to put together an Anthology/Assology section here dedicated to the works of art from YourAss users. Keep it coming.